Photo of the Day: The King of Comerica Park surveys his lands
The Queen of England has a crown set with the Koh-i-Noor. Former queens of Portugal had the Diadem of the Stars. This guy above, who we're going to go ahead and assume is the King of Comerica Park, has a baseball glove hat.
Is it just as majestic as any other nation's set of crown jewels? Absolutely. Does this particular monarch retain any law-making power? We're gonna say no, simply based on the fact that Comerica is not full of carnival rides and bacon on a stick, which is what we would demand if we had kingdoms of our own.
Oh wait, it is?
New food at Comerica Park in 2015! Bacon and Eggs: Bacon on a stick topped with deviled eggs and fried jalapenos pic.twitter.com/yAlQlGBusM- Detroit Tigers (@tigers) March 20, 2015
All bow to the King of Comerica and his glorious baseball crown.