The most fantastically facial-haired fans from Fenway's Dollar Beard Night

Indisputable scientific fact: The Red Sox have the best beards in baseball. The team decided to share the (locks of) love, inviting fans with facial hair -- real or fake -- to attend Wednesday's game for only $1. That's a great deal, considering these Bostonians looked like a million bucks:

NESN even got in on the action, imagining what announcers Don Orsillo and Dennis Eckersley might look like with beards of their own: