Rene Rivera comes up juuuuust a bit short on slide into second base

Rays catcher Rene Rivera is a professional baseball player. He can probably teach you a lot of things about baseball. But, as evidenced from Tuesday's Rays-Angels game, sliding might not be one of them ...

Good attempt on the fake out there though, Rene. You almost had him. And hey, look at it this way, you and Manny Ramirez are now in the very exclusive "Steals of first-and-a-half-base Club."