Scott Van Slyke taps ground ball to pitcher, somehow gets a double

Sometimes doubles go off the wall. Sometimes they bounce on the warning track and over the wall. Sometimes they're just hard-hit ground balls down the line. But sometimes -- actually no, Scott Van Slyke's ground-out-to-the-pitcher-turned-two-bagger during Monday's Dodgers-Angels game might very well be the first of its kind:

That double had eyes. That double knew it didn't look good in leather. That double is the grandest double to ever be doubled in the history of doubles doubled.