'SNL' thinks David Ortiz is going to spend his retirement hanging out in a gym full of lizards
'Big Papi' stopped by 'SNL' to talk retirement plans
If you can trust anyone to come up with business ideas for baseball players, it's SNL. Remember Derek Jeter's Taco Hole? Luckily for one soon-to-retire player, the show has some bold predictions about his life after MLB.
On last Saturday's episode, "David Ortiz" showed up on "Weekend Update" to discuss his post-2016 plans. If you thought they involved a bunch of iguanas and giving strangers dating advice, you were right:
Apparently Papi's best friend Noah Syndergaard was there to provide him with moral support:
Or maybe he was just doing research for the competing variety show he plans to start during the offseason:
The script will just be Thor jokes as far as the eye can see:
Must be a relative from my Mom's side ⚡️�� https://t.co/tWe4CkzF0z
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