These fans bring 'Don't Mess with Texas' to a whole new level

For the low price of red, white and blue Crayola finger paint plus 15 minutes of your time, you too can show your ultimate devotion to the Rangers.

We'd still like to know what the guy's dome looks like when he's not at the ballpark and not wearing a hard hat.

One thing is for sure, though: Rangers fandom is a clever way to fight the effects of losing your hair.