Tony Campana's incredible slide inspires 'Copacabana' rewrite

When you're 5-foot-8 and weigh 165 pounds, you have to make some amazing plays to get yourself noticed. Cubs outfielder Tony Campana did just that with an amazing dive/slide to elude the tag at third base on Tuesday.

The move inspired 670 The Score host Matt Spiegel rewrite Barry Manilow's "Copacabana" with a Chicago twist:

Little Tony, Tony Campana
The fastest Cub north of Havana
Little Tony, Tony Campana
Plays with so much joy, he looks like the bat boy
Little Tony, enormous glove