Hollywood mogul Torii Hunter pitches 'Greatness Greatness,' the Miggy-Mo story

On Friday, legendary closer Mariano Rivera took on legendary hitter Miguel Cabrera in a seven-pitch at-bat that proved ... legendary. The riveting ninth-inning faceoff ended with a game-tying two-run homer for Miggy:

Torii Hunter was so inspired by his teammate's at-bat that he pitched a movie based on it. Coming soon to a theater near you, Greatness Greatness: "One on the mound, one on the plate."

"You can't script this better," he said in a postgame interview.

Well, you know what they say: Detroit is the Hollywood of the Midwest. (Do they say that? And, also, who are "they?")