Troy Tulowitzki's incredible hot streak explained in four graphs

Hump Day came and went, but we're all still trying to run out the clock on the rest of the week so we can finally spend our weekend in the basement playing Risk with the other nerds who will keep our company at that graduation party/wedding/barbecue/music festival we've been looking forward to. Mostly, though, we can't stop thinking about Troy Tulowitzki's incredible start to the season.

Tulo owns a .414/.511/.775 slash line, leading the league in all three measures AND in runs scored AND in a litany of other categories. The numbers are impressive, but exactly how impressive? Let's check the charts:

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are on-again, off-again.

Technically he doesn't even lead the league in hits. Still, though, we're pretty sure this is science.

Yes, this is the real Troy Tulowitzki, and this is his League Leaders page.

 Run! It's Tulo's slugging percentage.