Watch Brian Dozier hit one of the shortest doubles of the season

Going into Thursday night's Angels-Twins game, Brian Dozier had 34 doubles on the year. And in the bottom of the first inning, he didn't waste any time hitting No. 35. As you can see below, it was, um, something special:

Yes, no -- that's actually a double: 

Really, though, it was.

That is all. Carry on, everybody.