The Reds went to Kings Island, and Billy Hamilton discovered he's scared of roller coasters

Billy Hamilton is pretty fast. After all, you can't really lead the league with 54 stolen bases if you're just taking a nice stroll down the basepaths. You'd think that if you could outrun light like Hamilton can (at least that Statcast™ beam has trouble keeping up with him), a roller coaster might be a bit … slow.

But when a group of the Reds visited Ohio amusement park Kings Island this month, Hamilton discovered that was not the case: 

At first glance, Hamilton might seem like any cheerful roller-coaster rider. But are we looking close enough? ENHANCE: 

That, friends, is a look of abject fear. But for the full experience, you need to click play on the video above. That way, you can also hear his wordless shouts of terror. And he didn't even get stuck.