The Blue Jays were introduced to Beck's 'Loser,' so of course they won the game
As you can see in the video above, at the Orioles' home opener, the Blue Jays' lineup was introduced to Beck's "Loser." Subtle trolling, Orioles.
But as the Grammys showed us, Beck's actually a winner, baby, and so are the Jays:
The first inning of Friday's game was the baseball version of "I know you are but what am I?"
Baltimore got a few back, thanks in part to a fantastic showing from Adam Jones, but they still fell to Toronto, 12-5. Presumably from now on they'll remember the truth of that timeless, profound adage: "I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."