Hot dog mascot flees angry bottle of green tea, makes daring Tropicana Field escape

No, really. During Thursday's Athletics-Rays game, a hot dog and a bottle of green tea got into some form of an altercation, leading to a high-speed pursuit through Tropicana Field:

The chase came to an end when the hot dog climbed the outfield wall and fled into the left field stands:

Thankfully, the Athletics' bullpen remained calm, helping to maintain order in the stadium while the Tropicana Field staff diffused the situation:

But, unfortunately, the story ended in tragedy: