John Axford defeats Baxter the Bobcat in thrilling 'rock, paper, scissors' bout
Axford defeats mascot Baxter in 'rock, paper, scissors'
John Axford is a professional baseball pitcher for the Cleveland Indians. He's 31 years old, knows a lot about Hollywood and can throw a fastball that tops out at around 100 MPH.
He can also school you in "rock, paper, scissors."
On Wednesday, D-backs mascot D. Baxter the Bobcat decided to challenge Axford to a game of RPS (that's what the real aficionados call it), unaware that The Ax Man has mad skills in this discipline.
And sure enough, after a few stalemates ...
Boom.