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Pedro Alvarez continues his assault on the high seas with another dinger into the river

In May, we brought you a disturbing report from Pittsburgh that Baseball Pirate Pedro Alvarez had become Actual Pirate Pedro Alvarez, terrorizing the waters of Western Pennsylvania with his dinger onslaught and even commandeering a vessel for his plundering. 

Sadly, it appears that Alvarez's reign of terror has proceeded unabated in the months since. The man they call El Toro was at it again on Friday night, launching another cannonball across the bow and into the Allegheny -- and this time, he's brought a kayak army with him:

Alvarez river dinger

At this point, it seems Mother Nature is the only thing capable of putting a stop to this.