Adrian Beltre initiates evasive maneuvers to avoid Robinson Cano head pat
Cano tries to touch Beltre's head, Beltre escapes
Look, Adrian Beltre doesn't even like it when his teammates touch his head, so it probably shouldn't be a huge shock that he won't let Mariners second baseman Robinson Cano anywhere near his noggin.
Nevertheless, Cano felt obligated to try:
You gotta wake up earlier than that if you're gonna catch Beltre sleepin'. Here's a helpful instructional reel (courtesy of the reigning MVP) if Cano wants to study up before taking another crack at it: