Yeah, but how's his changeup?
ESPN anchor Steve Berthiaume appears to have been named an honorary member of the Indians' "Bullpen Mafia." Preliminary scouting report: Fastball clocked in the mid-upper 60s, solid dip on the 12-to-6 curveball, displays uncanny ability to read baserunners like teleprompters, owns witty catchphrase upon striking out hitters, unlikely to beat Vinny Pestano in a footrace. Or be better at the mysterious art of squirrel-catching.