Yoenis Cespedes' agency made a coffee table book about how awesome he is
Cespedes' agency distributes book about his greatness
Hello, Creative Artists Agency and Roc Nation. We have a bone to pick with you. Presumably you've heard of Cut4 Library, our book review feature wildly acclaimed by at least one very enthusiastic dad. So … why didn't you send us a copy of "52 Reviews," the coffee table book you made to show teams how amazing your client, Yoenis Cespedes, is?
Maybe we should have made a pitch book listing the reasons you should have given us one. But, since you didn't, we can only speculate on the contents of this incredible volume. We do know a little bit, thanks to EPSN:
… Is it this video?
We really, really hope so. However, apparently not everyone shares our exact level of excitement:
Well, National League personnel man, that's probably why no one has hired Cut4's staff for any GM jobs. But we digress. Here's what we imagine the book's pages look like:
These have got to be at least 80-95 percent accurate.