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Zoilo Almonte breaks home-plate camera, baseball breaks the fourth wall

Wake up, sheeple. On Wednesday night, Yankees outfielder Zoilo Almonte hit a pop-up foul behind home plate that whacked a TV camera, momentarily scrambling the signal.

Almonte made his Major League debut earlier this week. Sure, maybe he's a young hotshot fresh out of the Minors ... but maybe he's an agent of the international underground movement working to expose the Matrix we're all trapped inside.

Ouch. I just got hit by some of the thought-shrapnel from your blown mind.

-- Molly Fitzpatrick / MLB.com