Adam Eaton petting an adorable little penguin? Adam Eaton petting an adorable little penguin.

What is the Internet good for if not connecting you with moving pictures of notable personalities interacting with adorable exotic animals you wish you could keep as pets? Nothing, that's what. Luckily, though, a precious little penguin from Chicago's Shedd Aquarium made a visit to U.S. Cellular Field and Adam Eaton and company took time out of their busy schedules to marvel at its cuteness.

The story takes a turn for the scary when Adam Eaton later crashed into the wall in right-center. He left the game, but was OK enough to joke about the incident on Twitter afterward:

Wall 1.... Adam 0

- Adam Eaton (@AdamSpankyEaton) August 6, 2014

At this time, it's fair to question whether or not the "Shedd Aquarium penguin" was actually a plant by the leader of the Red Triangle Circus Gang sent to control Eaton's mind, get him to crash into the wall and spend his time on the shelf kidnapping the mayor's baby or hijack all of Gotham's electricity.

Better call Batkid just to be safe.