Andrew McCutchen leads plundering pirate brigade in new 'This is SportsCenter' spot

The lox. Plunder the lox.

That's the message Captain Andrew McCutchen has for his crew (made up of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Captain Fear, East Carolina University's Pee Dee the Pirate, Seton Hall University's "The Pirate" and of course, the Pirate Parrot) in a new "This is SportsCenter" commercial. ESPN's staff will think twice about leaving their bagels unguarded in future breakfast meetings: