Carlos Gonzalez's new matte black Lambo is basically a Batmobile

Either Carlos Gonzalez has an in at Wayne Enterprises or there's a bat signal on the roof of Coors Field because the All-Star Rockies outfielder is basically driving around in a Batmobile now.  

CarGo took to Twitter to show off his customized, all-black Lamborghini.

Thanks to @maydaymotors for my new beast! #Lambo pic.twitter.com/xmSivh5XaR

- Car Go (@CarGoMedia5) March 15, 2015

(Lupe Fiasco would be so proud.)

Now all he's got to do is equip that bad boy with the ability to complete a rampless jump to render bridges useless or flame-thrower exhaust and he'll be all set.