Great American Ball Park has disrupted the ice cream bar industry

Taxis. Hotels. Food delivery. Ice cream bars.

A new bleeding-edge B-to-C paradigm has scaled up during All-Star festivities at Great American Ball Park, instantly disrupting the paradigm in the global wooden stick-driven frozen dessert market. 

The value proposition: Full stack-capable taste bud activation ninjas are leveraging emergent technologies in the glucose-rich topping space to curate custom white-listed integrations for each and every user. This isn't your older brother's ice cream stand -- unless your older brother decided between crushed Oreos and shredded coconut based on real-time client-side best-fit optimization.

Oh, and the growth... Can you say "hockey stick?" Continuous iteration cycles -- from Futures Game to Home Run Derby to All-Star Game -- fused with crowdsourced best-fit analytics and interactive viral penetration have have resulted in rocket-ship user acquisition. 

The digital thinkfluencers have been tweeting this with sprinkle-stained fingers all week, but we'll say it again for the long-tail: Great American Ball Park's make-your-own ice cream bar stand is a bona fide unicorn.