Here's Cole Hamels, with a mustache, wielding an enormous hot dog launcher

Everyone loves hot dogs -- even Cole Hamels. Here he is sporting a Burt Reynolds mustache, hanging out with the Phanatic and wielding a cannon that fires hot dogs into the waiting arms of the Philly Phaithful. Note that the hot dog loader is none other than Hamels' fellow southpaw starter, Cliff Lee. 

We could come up with a caption for this video, but what's the point? It's impossible to capture the joy in Hamels' face with such esoteric objects as words. In life, there are some things that just speak for themselves. This video is one of those things.