Frozen bats? Yeah, baby!
In 1967, Austin Powers underwent a cryogenic freezing process so he could protect the future world from Dr. Evil's diabolical plot.
The International Man of Mystery's innovative plan apparently got two baseball fans thinking: What if we cryogenically freeze baseball bats to protect the world from flying wood shards?
Said Jarrod Saltalamacchia: "Get in my belllllllly!!!"