Snake Eyes: Great swordfighter, not so great first-pitch thrower

G.I. Joe's ultimate human weapon, Snake Eyes, threw out the first pitch before Wednesday's Blue Jays-A's game. And while we were all intimidated by his sword-fighting skills, his first pitch was just, well, let's review:

The crowd ran for the exits:

Don't ever try to punch Snake Eyes:

Because:

And finally, he was ready to pitch:

Juuuuust a bit outside: