Snake Eyes: Great swordfighter, not so great first-pitch thrower
G.I. Joe's ultimate human weapon, Snake Eyes, threw out the first pitch before Wednesday's Blue Jays-A's game. And while we were all intimidated by his sword-fighting skills, his first pitch was just, well, let's review:
The crowd ran for the exits:
Don't ever try to punch Snake Eyes:
Because:
And finally, he was ready to pitch:
Juuuuust a bit outside:
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