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Snake Eyes: Great swordfighter, not so great first-pitch thrower

GIFS via Ian Kay /

G.I. Joe's ultimate human weapon, Snake Eyes, threw out the first pitch before Wednesday's Blue Jays-A's game. And while we were all intimidated by his sword-fighting skills, his first pitch was just, well, let's review:

The crowd ran for the exits:

Snake Eyes sword

Don't ever try to punch Snake Eyes:

Snake Eyes punch


Snake Eyes two

And finally, he was ready to pitch:

Snake Eyes points home

Juuuuust a bit outside:

Snake Eyes pitch