Gimme a Break: Giancarlo Stanton is a monster who eats his Kit Kats whole
It takes three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. These are known scientific facts. But, there's definitely a wrong way to eat a Kit Kat. As the old adage goes, one must "break me off a piece" of a Kit Kat bar.
That strategy has been passed on from generation to generation since the dawn of time, but Giancarlo Stanton doesn't seem to care. Marlins second baseman Dee Gordon recently took to Twitter to publicly shame Stanton for not adhering to the proper Kit Kat-eating etiquette that should have been instilled in him at a young age.
Stanton should be far more conscious of the fact that he's a role model for America's youth. Right now he finds himself in the bad company of Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld (the guy who ate his Snickers with a fork and knife).
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy agrees:
@Giancarlo818 just cause u hit baseballs like most hit a 4 iron doesn't mean u can eat candy however u wish. We're living in a society here- Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 1, 2015