You will never be more impatient than the Philly Phanatic

Before two teams can play baseball, a representative from each team will gather along with the umpires around home plate to exchange lineup cards and discuss the ground rules for that specific MLB park. It's pretty standard stuff that takes a little bit of time to cover.

The Philly Phanatic, however, has no time for any of that. He wants baseball, and he wants baseball now.

Just look at how impatient he is -- it's like he's stuck in rush hour traffic.

If you ever find yourself running late for something -- be it a doctor's appointment, a first date or a lunch meeting -- just think back on the Phanatic. You'll never be this outraged, and at least you'll always have that.