Hanley Ramirez's helmet has its own Twitter account. Yes, really.
Hanley Ramirez's helmet has its own Twitter account
If you've been paying attention to Hanley Ramirez lately, you may have noticed something curious -- the guy can't seem to keep his batting helmet on his head, ever, even when he's mashing. It's a mystery that's confounded the best and brightest thinkers baseball has to offer, but there finally may just be a breakthrough in the case: It appears that HanRam's helmet has become sentient. Look, it's got a Twitter account and everything:
All is quiet now pic.twitter.com/vJFYMLupXL
- Hanley's Helmet (@HanleysHelmet) April 28, 2015The crisp night air feels amazing running down the line upon my being
- Hanley's Helmet (@HanleysHelmet) April 28, 2015from what I can smell, Hanley uses Herbal Essences. It's magical.
- Hanley's Helmet (@HanleysHelmet) April 26, 2015The life of a batting helmet is a roller coaster existence, a constant struggle to stay on the human head. As of publishing time, there was not yet word on how the helmet felt about being covered in a foot of pine tar/general grossness:
