Here are the latest Hunter Pence Signs, ranked in order of ice needed for that burn

Since they were first spotted at Citi Field last week, #HunterPenceSigns have graduated from a curiosity to a full-blown movement -- they've even spawned their own Twitter account. Here are the latest we've spotted, ranked in order of burn extremity. 

1. Hunter Pence drives a Prius.

This is basically a sign that says "Hunter Pence cares about the environment." It's a gentle pat on the back. Besides, we already know it's not true.

2. Hunter Pence doesn't use his blinker.

How are you supposed to use a blinker on a scooter? Come on, sign makers, do your research.

3. Hunter Pence boosts himself on The Show.

For this one, he'll need as much ice as Ron Swanson takes in his scotch. Sure, this might seem like a burn at first, but all it's doing is acknowledging that Hunter Pence is a video game character while the sign-holder is absolutely not.

4. Hunter Pence still uses a night light.

Listen, sometimes it gets dark and scary at night and no one would blame Hunter Pence if he did for some reason have a Little Mermaid night light in his otherwise totally adult bedroom. Right, guys?

5. Hunter Pence uses Internet Explorer.

Ouch, does he have an Earthlink email address too?

6. Hunter Pence thinks Bieber isn't that bad.

This might hurt a little more if we hadn't just learned that Justin Bieber can save you from getting mauled by a bear.

7. Hunter Pence thinks Crocs are stylish.

This is wholly unacceptable. Crocs are the platypi of the shoe world. Are they sandals? Are they plastic sneakers? Are they abominations of mammals that for some reason lay eggs ? Whatever they are, they are certainly not stylish. 

It just doesn't end. Luckily, Giants fans are more than willing to provide a little salve:

Of course, Pence is doing a good job of healing himself:

#HunterPenceSigns pic.twitter.com/Ri7GrWFbE4

- Hunter Pence (@hunterpence) August 6, 2014

It's been almost a week and the #HunterPenceSigns train shows no signs of slowing. Keep tweeting us your favorites at @Cut4.