Here are two monster home runs, because Giancarlo Stanton

Someone might want to tell Giancarlo Stanton that he doesn't get any extra credit for crushing balls 70 feet beyond the fence and disturbing the peace throughout the stadium.

Stanton already had a 484-foot moon shot under his belt when he and the Marlins traveled to Philly for a three-game weekend set. In Saturday's contest, he smacked a Jonathan Pettibone pitch 470 feet into Tony Luke's where a bunch of innocent bystanders were trying to cop some cheesesteaks.

He followed up that impressive display with a blink-and-you-missed-it screamer juuuuuust a bit inside the left field foul pole.

Distance. Speed. Basically, Giancarlo Stanton hates baseballs and will tattoo them any which way you'd prefer.