Joba Chamberlain discusses the keys to maintaining a happy and healthy beard

We've highlighted Joba Chamberlain's wonderful facial hair before. It's truly a sight to behold:

and touch:

On Monday, the New York media got a chance to ask the reliever about his new beard while he was in town for the Tigers-Yankees series. Chamberlain said that he has to use special conditioners and oils to maintain the beast, mostly because he doesn't want any birds flying into it. Nobody wants that: