Poll: Just what is Despaigne doing to his ears?

It must be hard to be a baseball player. Not only do you have to remain in great shape (meaning no late night In-N-Out runs) and perform impressive feats of physical labor in front of thousands of people, but television cameras are also watching your every move. 

Padres pitcher Odrisamer Despaigne fell victim to those nefarious recording devices on Saturday night. The pitcher was spotted in the dugout doing ... well, we're not exactly sure what he was doing. But it was definitely something, though. 

Because the wisdom of crowds is usually better than the guess of one, we look to you, dear readers, for the answer. Just what was Despaigne doing?