This poor kid who can't open his peanut is your new spirit animal

One young baseball fan learned a valuable lesson about the difficulties and adversity of his mortality when he entered into an epic showdown with a regular old peanut at the Twins-Angels game on Wednesday.

And that footage came just 24 hours after a different young fan learned a valuable lesson about proper food preparation: The Five Second Rule.

What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. Right? Right.