Lorenzo Cain makes a leaping, wall-slamming catch that blows Mark Teixeira's mind

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a giant human-sized fly swatter slapped an MLB center fielder against the outfield wall? Well, lucky for you, Lorenzo Cain demonstrated just that in the fifth inning of the Royals' game against the Yankees on Tuesday:

Whoa, wait a minute -- did Cain actually catch that? He did? He leapt up in the air, went splat against the wall and made the catch anyway? Oh boy.

Mark Teixeira, show everyone how we feel about that: