Comerica Park's larger-than-life Max Scherzer bobblehead will stare into your soul

It's Opening Day at Comerica Park, and Detroit is celebrating with a tribute to 2014 Cy Young winner Max Scherzer. Is it a jersey giveaway? Will there be autographs? Nope, it's everyone's favorite promotional item -- a bobblehead. Except this one is human-sized and replicates Scherzer's heterochromatic stare in the perfect medium of hard, expressionless plastic. 

The Scherzer mega-bobble is one of six commissioned for a Fox Sports Detroit promotional campaign and will eventually relocate to the lobby of the Renaissance Center, alongside a Torii Hunter model.

Happy Opening Day, Tigers fans. Max Scherzer will see you in your dreams.