Mike Trout shows no regard for puny center-field wall, makes preposterous home run robbery

Look, we're not saying that Mike Trout  is King Kong -- I mean, he's a fictional character, and also a massive ape-monster who can scale skyscrapers and swat planes out of the sky.

We're just saying no one's seen them in the same place at the same time, and the available evidence makes you wonder -- like, for example, the home run heist Trout pulled on poor Jesus Montero during the Mariners-Angels game on Saturday:

You know that whole "leaping tall buildings in a single bound" thing was meant to be sarcastic, right?