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Nine ways to express your love for MLB besides #SmellBaseball

Photo Credit: Twitter.com/ErvinSantana_54

Having recently signed a four-year, $55 million deal with the Twins, Ervin Santana had to explain his personal motto: Smell Baseball. 

But just like in a relationship with a human being, sometimes you need to change things up to keep it exciting. So if you've been smelling baseball for a while and are ready to try out something new, here's a few ways to show your baseball love: 

Kiss baseball

kiss

 

Cradle baseball

Cradle

 

Bite baseball

Bite

 

With a tear streaming down your cheek, tenderly give baseball to another person because if you love something you have to let it go

open relationship

 

Write a short piece of flash fiction that features clever wit and rich characterization on baseball. By recontextualizing an object as high art, you are playfully toying with the audience's expectations.

Flash fiction

 

Hide from baseball

Hide

 

Rub baseball vigorously, like it's Lucky from "101 Dalmations" and you're trying to bring it back to life. 

Rub

101 dalmations

 

Perform levitating magic tricks with baseball. 

levitate

 

Realize that existence is merely an illusion and there is no such thing as baseball. 

ivy