Nolan Arenado might as well have thrown this poor runner out from the third-base dugout

At this point, after a career spent doing stuff like this, we've run out of words to properly describe Nolan Arenado's wizardry at the hot corner. So instead, we offer this visual aid from Saturday's Rockies-Padres game. Let's play a quick game of Guess the Outcome:

Given that Arenado's facing the entirely wrong direction and is practically in left field, how does this play end:

A) No throw, content to just keep the ball in the infield?

B) Error?

C) Runs into the umpire?

D) Nolan Arenado?

Survey says ...

When in doubt, the answer is always Nolan Arenado.