Alert: Paul Molitor will NOT be buying the Minnesota press a drink

One day after Joe Maddon ingratiated himself with the Chicago fans by offering to buy a beer and a shot for the reporters in attendance, Paul Molitor took a different approach.

At Tuesday's press conference announcing the new Twins manager, the Hall of Famer stated unequivocally: 

"I appreciate the applause, but I'm not buying a round." 

Which makes sense. After all, Molitor is a milk man.