Photo of the Day: Is Johnny Cueto raising an army of clones?
The Royals' pennant-clinching celebration on Friday night left us with one very important question -- which of the people above is the real Johnny Cueto?
So … when Cueto says he's hanging out with his brothers, he's basically admitting to being Christian Bale's character from "The Prestige." Or ... he's Hugh Jackman's character, and these are all clones he's made in a machine he bought from David Bowie/Nikola Tesla.
Either way, we have only one request: Will the real Johnny Cueto please stand up?
(Guys, this isn't helpful.)