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Photo of the Day: Is Johnny Cueto raising an army of clones?

Johnny Cueto via Twitter

The Royals' pennant-clinching celebration on Friday night left us with one very important question -- which of the people above is the real Johnny Cueto?

We promise this isn't Photoshop because 1) we're not that good at it and 2) we have further evidence: Here's Cueto enjoying some family time with his siblings/look-a-likes.

Family time at Fogo

A photo posted by Johnny Cueto (@johnnycueto47) on

 

Con la familia :I'm with the family

A photo posted by Johnny Cueto (@johnnycueto47) on

 

Con mi brother

A photo posted by Johnny Cueto (@johnnycueto47) on

So … when Cueto says he's hanging out with his brothers, he's basically admitting to being Christian Bale's character from "The Prestige." Or ... he's Hugh Jackman's character, and these are all clones he's made in a machine he bought from David Bowie/Nikola Tesla.

Either way, we have only one request: Will the real Johnny Cueto please stand up?

(Guys, this isn't helpful.)