Ladies and gentlemen, Jonathan Papelbon won the ugly Christmas sweater competition

We already knew Jonathan Papelbon is not above looking ridiculous in public. But the Phillies reliever took it to a new level on Tuesday when his wife Ashley tweeted out a picture sure to grace the cover of the Papelbon family Holiday card (we're still waiting for ours, Paps).

Please note the missing "L" from Cinco Ocho's tie, as well as the repurposed-bow skirt on Mrs. P.

Let's throw it over to our style correspondent for his take on the Papelbon family's sartorial choices: