Potomac Nationals to give away an ultra-realistic Jayson Werth bobblebeard this weekend
Always wanted to stroke Jayson Werth's beard, but were unable to because of decorum and the fear of a restraining order? Have no fear, the Potomac Nationals are here to help.
Beginning on Friday, the Class-A Nats are hosting the Beard Olympics, by far the greatest athletic event that's happening this week. (Assuming there's not, like, some huge worldwide tournament that comes along every four years.)
The weekend will feature an opening beardamony, a beard parade, the lighting of the beard torch and Beard vs. Food among other equally beardtastic events. But the highlight of the whole Beard Olympics comes on Saturday when the P-Nats hand out the Jayson Werth "bobblebeard."
JAYSON WERTH BOBBLEBEARDS ARE HERE! The first 1,000 lucky fans at The Pfitz on Sat. will take one home! Gates at 5pm. pic.twitter.com/KhQDb81PLs- Potomac Nationals (@PNats42) June 10, 2014
It's a feat of bobblehead ingenuity, requiring not only a realistic sculp of Werth's face, but facial hair that combines both the fierce strength and the soft silkiness of his beard. I mean, just look at how far bobblehead science has come since the Brian Poldberg mustache bobbler of last year:
By popular demand.. our Brian Poldberg Bobble-Mustache to be given away on June 15! pic.twitter.com/PusE2pcfAq- NW Arkansas Naturals (@nwanaturals) June 6, 2013