Astros pitcher Josh Fields' new suit takes 'wallflower' to the next level

Listen, Josh, we get it - if it's the kind of party you have to wear a suit to, it's probably boring. We'd all rather avoid getting sucked into conversations about dividends and like … yacht maintenance. But while most of us are fine just lurking near the mini-quiches, the Astros pitcher has found a better way to blend in. Literally:

When Josh Fields orders a new suit... #realtree pic.twitter.com/5N6XvhexID

- Mark Appel (@MAppel26) March 15, 2015

He's not just a wallflower -- he's a wall tree. He's hidden in plain sight! If he wore this to a wedding reception, no one would force him to do the cha cha slide. He could sneak up behind the cake and eat most of it before anyone noticed.

This actually sounds like a pretty good plan.