Jose Ramirez interferes with Chris Davis catching a popup, just wants to dance with somebody

Sure, Chris Davis, you probably saw Jose Ramirez's popup during Saturday's O's-Indians game and immediately went about the process of catching it. Jose Ramirez, however, would like you to forget about all that for a moment, forget about the fact that you two are "baseball players" or "opponents" -- let all your worries and cares float away, and just have this dance with him:

But alas, we do not live in Jose Ramirez's world, and he was promptly called out for interference. Can't blame a guy for trying.