Rockies coach gives little kid souvenir ball, amazing life advice

When Rockies first base coach Rene Lachemann gave a little boy a souvenir ball on Wednesday, he threw in some great advice for free. Without any further ado, Lach's three rules for living:

• "Be good with your mother and father, alright?"
• "Eat your dinner, eat up all your vegetables."
• "You go ahead and don't fight with your brothers and sisters, alright?"

Can we get this guy a book deal?

-- Molly Fitzpatrick / MLB.com