Sad Chipper Jones live-tweets the CFB Championship game with selfies

Ah, retirement. Sweet, sweet retirement. They say the best job in the world is former president, but former perennial MLB All-Star has got to be an awfully close second.

Chipper Jones is living proof of this as his Twitter feed is basically a scrapbook of hunting trips, NFL action and one-off rescue missions to save Freddie Freeman from traffic. On Monday night, Chipper fired up the ol' mobile device to mope about Florida missing out on the first ever CFB Championship game. That's when the #hottakes started:

How bout that first drive??? Nice hair btw Cj!!! #holyshnikees pic.twitter.com/7CUbGSTMPt

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

Zeke got game! pic.twitter.com/jfe46e6PbP

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

Go nuts! Crazy Train playin!!! pic.twitter.com/aN4pAozonk

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

That call on 4th down??? pic.twitter.com/Sryl1VDWsr

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

Urban tryin to figure out who to start at QB next year! pic.twitter.com/TiW5gMm0GY

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

SO glad I wasn't the only person to think he looked like buddy's dad! Haha #Elf "@JSHarry10: @RealCJ10 @kapaya1234 pic.twitter.com/irJwAR7ieG"

- SouthernBelleGApeach (@emariec22) January 13, 2015

All of Oregon waiting on that instant replay!!! pic.twitter.com/T5lCbnEHrO

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

All of Ohio on that fumble! pic.twitter.com/QXITpSckWO

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

Oregon D on the OSU trap play up the middle! pic.twitter.com/25FvZB0YRw

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

NFL GMs waiting to draft Ezekiel Elliott! pic.twitter.com/pnfRNIHsQH

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

Me after the next OSU TD!!! pic.twitter.com/4qHa7Ye46Z

- Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 13, 2015

For what it's worth, Ohio State went on to beat Oregon 42-20.