Shin-Soo Choo may have autographed a baby at Rangers Winter Caravan

Babies are good at a number of things. Namely: 

1. Crying

2. Spitting

3. Waking up at 4 a.m. to cry and spit. 

What they aren't really good at is being a surface to write on.

At Saturday's Rangers Winter Caravan, that didn't stop one intrepid parent from trying. When introduced to outfielder Shin-Soo Choo, they requested that their child be autographed.

"Will you sign my baby?" Said no one ever... Oh wait, it happened today. pic.twitter.com/R7wNwJKaZ1

- Texas Rangers (@Rangers) January 10, 2015

Judging by the signature and No. 17 on the baby's sweatshirt, it certainly appears that the outfielder agreed to the bizarre demands.

We give it about two weeks before the autograph is completely covered with spaghetti sauce.