Spider-Man may be moonlighting for Padres grounds crew, scales netting for broken bat
Melvin Upton Jr. broke up Chris Hesto-no-no's no-hit bid in the sixth inning of Wednesday's Giants-Padres game. The ball went into center field, but the bat broke in half -- with one end flying high up into the netting behind home plate. OH, NO! WHO WILL SAVE THE BAT? WHO WILL BRING IT BACK DOWN TO RE-JOIN ITS BAT FAMILY?!
The man says his name is Jeff Brokaw, but we know better at this point.