Starling Marte made two ridiculous plays to get the final two outs and save the Pirates

Poor Cincinnati. Here they thought they were playing just an ordinary baseball game against the Pirates, one that abided by ordinary baseball rules and offered a chance at victory or defeat. Down by just a run in the bottom of the ninth, the Reds rallied, putting two men on with just one out and looking to walk off with a win. 

Little did they know that, in reality, they had been cordially invited to the Marte Partay, and the festivities were about to begin. First, after a Todd Frazier single that seemed sure to tie the game, Starling played a stirring game of Pin the Baseball on Brandon Phillips:

Clearly not recognizing the stipulations of the Partay, Marlon Byrd went in that very same direction again in the next at-bat. It went about as you'd expect:

A reminder: It's Starling Marte's Partay, and he can steal your baseball game if he wants to.